It was the first day of July and I was getting ready to host our family Art Club on Zoom that evening. July had snuck up on me and I needed to get organized–fast! I completed a whimsical patriotic picture because our theme for this Art Club meeting was red, white and blue. Then I browsed You-Tube and Pinterest for ideas for a mini-presentation. I saw plenty of 4th of July crafts, but I didn’t find art projects or tutorials relating to the holiday that seemed suitable for us.
I did come across a variety of patriotic quotes and then I found a website with the Top 50 4th of July jokes. Here are the ten that I liked.
1.’What do you call a duck who likes to celebrate the Fourth of July?
2. Why were the first Americans like ants?
3. What do you call a snowman on the Fourth of July?
4. What’s the difference between Donald Duck and George
Washington?
5. What did one flag say to the other flag?
6. Where did George Washington buy his infamous hatchet?
7. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?
8. How is a person who never gets sick like the United States of
America?
9. How do Americans spend 4th of July weekend?
10. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answers
- A fire quacker.
- They lived in colonies.
- A puddle.
- One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.
- Nothing. It just waved.
- At a chopping mall.
- Dino-mite.
- They both have great constitutions.
- Stuck in traffic.
- Right at the bottom of the page.
Did you get them all right? If so, pat yourself on the back. If not, enjoy sharing your favorite jokes with others. If you want to see all 50 jokes, you will find them at Top 50 4th of July Jokes That Will Make You LOL | Les Listes.